Jabba the huttress

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A woman so fat she could swallow a donut whole and still have room for a burger.
My aunt is a Jabba the huttress. She eats pizza for breakfast and still has room for cake.
My mom called my cousin a Jabba the huttress after she ate three pies in one sitting.
That girl in class is a Jabba the huttress. She sat next to me and I could smell the pizza from three seats away.
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A woman who eats so much she looks like a sausage roll that exploded.
My neighbor is a Jabba the huttress. She eats chips for dinner and still has room for ice cream.
My friend’s mom is a Jabba the huttress. She eats a whole cake and still wants a donut.
That lady at the gym is a Jabba the huttress. She barely moves and still looks like she ate a whole buffet.
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A woman who has so much food in her body it looks like a snack bar came to life.
My teacher called my brother a Jabba the huttress after he ate five burgers in one day.
My sister is a Jabba the huttress. She eats donuts for lunch and still has room for pizza.
That woman at the mall is a Jabba the huttress. She walked in and I could smell the fries from ten feet away.
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