Jabba the Hutting

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Lying around all day like a lazy pig, eating like it's your full-time job, and rolling around like you're trying to shake off your own weight.
I spent 8 hours eating pizza and rolling on the floor today. I’m officially a Jabba the Hutting now.
My cousin ate so much cake, he turned into a Jabba the Hutting by noon.
She’s been Jabba the Hutting since breakfast. No one’s touching her until she finishes the fourth plate.
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A huge, smelly, fatass from Star Wars who tried to feel up Leia but couldn’t even reach her because he was too big and gross.
That guy in Star Wars is a Jabba the Hutting. He couldn’t even touch Leia because he was too fat.
My uncle is a real-life Jabba the Hutting. He tried to feel up my aunt but couldn’t even reach her.
Jabba the Hutting is like a pizza that’s been left out in the rain.
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A person with so many chins, it looks like they’re wearing a chin suit.
She has so many chins, I thought she was wearing a chin suit.
He’s got so many chins, it looks like he has a chin for every day of the week.
That guy walks in and I swear he has five chins. That’s a Jabba the Hutting.
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A giant, messy, fatass from New Jersey who eats everything in sight and makes the snack bar cry.
That lady from Cliffside Park is a Jabba the Hutting. She eats the whole snack bar and leaves the rest of us with crumbs.
She came into the Korean church and ate the entire snack bar. That’s a Jabba the Hutting.
She’s so big, she can’t even fit in her jeans. That’s a Jabba the Hutting.
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A person so fat, they look like they were rolled out of a doughnut factory.
He’s so fat, I think he was rolled out of a doughnut factory. That’s a Jabba the Hutting.
My neighbor is a Jabba the Hutting. He eats like it’s his full-time job.
That kid came to school and was a Jabba the Hutting. He ate three pizzas before lunch.
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A big, nasty, foul-mouthed person who gives handjobs like it’s their full-time job.
That guy gives handjobs like it’s his full-time job. That’s a Jabba the Hutting.
She’s a big, nasty, foul-mouthed Jabba the Hutting. She gives handjobs and cusses like a sailor.
He’s a Jabba the Hutting. He gives handjobs and smells like old pizza.
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A dirty, loud, bigass who gives handjobs and cusses like a sailor.
He’s a Jabba the Hutting. He gives handjobs and cusses like a sailor.
That lady is a Jabba the Hutting. She gives handjobs and smells like old pizza.
He’s so dirty, he’s a Jabba the Hutting. He gives handjobs and eats like a pig.
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