Jabba the Hut

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A huge, greasy, smelly guy from Star Wars who lured Leia into his fatass lair and tried to do weird stuff to her. He failed because he was too big and lazy to move.
My cousin is a Jabba the Hut. He eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And he still complains about being full.
My mom says my uncle is a Jabba the Hut. He’s so fat, he has a belly button ring.
At the mall, I saw a guy who looked like Jabba the Hut. He ate three burgers and still had room for fries.
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A person who has so many chins, they look like a pizza with extra cheese and sauce.
My teacher has a chin so big, it looks like it’s going to fall off.
My friend’s dad is a Jabba the Hut. He has like seven chins and still eats donuts for breakfast.
My cousin’s cousin is a Jabba the Hut. He looks like a melted ice cream cone.
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A giant, messy, pig of a person who lives in NJ and eats so much, she could feed a whole country.
My neighbor is a Jabba the Hut. She eats so much, she eats the snack bar and still complains about being hungry.
My aunt’s friend is a Jabba the Hut. She eats so much, she blows people up at the Korean church.
At the mall, I saw a woman who looked like a Jabba the Hut. She ate three pizzas and still had room for a milkshake.
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A person who is so fat, they look like a giant ball of lard that can’t move.
My cousin is a Jabba the Hut. He can’t walk, he just rolls around like a big fat wheel.
My uncle is a Jabba the Hut. He eats so much, he looks like a giant meatball.
My friend’s dog is a Jabba the Hut. He eats three bowls of food and still wants more.
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A person who eats all day and then rolls around like a lazy pig until it’s time to eat again.
My brother is a Jabba the Hut. He eats, rolls around, and then eats some more.
My mom says my uncle is a Jabba the Hut. He eats all day and then rolls around like a lazy pig.
My neighbor’s dog is a Jabba the Hut. He eats all day and then rolls around like a lazy pig.
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What Dumbledore called Dolores Umbridge at the end of the year, because she was a giant, ugly, smelly, dirty pig.
My teacher said my cousin is a Jabba the Hut. He’s so ugly, he looks like Dolores Umbridge.
My friend’s mom is a Jabba the Hut. She’s so smelly, she smells like a pig.
My neighbor is a Jabba the Hut. He looks like Dolores Umbridge and smells like a pig.
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A big, dirty, smelly person who likes to give handjobs and doesn’t care how gross they are.
My uncle is a Jabba the Hut. He gives handjobs and smells like a pig.
My friend’s dad is a Jabba the Hut. He gives handjobs and doesn’t care how gross they are.
My neighbor is a Jabba the Hut. He gives handjobs and smells like a pig.
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