Jabba the Gut

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A walking meatball who smells like a sewer and probably eats out of a trash can. They wear shirts that look like they were stolen from a dead guy, and they leave a greasy mess everywhere they go.
My cousin is a Jabba the Gut. He eats pizza for breakfast and still has time to take a nap.
My boss is a Jabba the Gut. He walked into the office and left a trail of crumbs.
My neighbor is a Jabba the Gut. He tried to hug me and I almost passed out.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A fat, ugly, and lazy woman who dates anyone who has a pulse. She’s like the human version of a soggy pizza.
My aunt is a Jabba the Gut. She dated my uncle for a month and then left him for a guy who sells lollipops.
My crush is a Jabba the Gut. She said yes to my text, but only because she was tired.
My mom is a Jabba the Gut. She married my dad just so she could have free donuts.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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