jabba stabba

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What you yell when someone sticks you with something pointy and you feel like you just got hit by a truck.
I got jabbed by a pencil and yelled 'jabba stabba' so loud the teacher thought I was having a seizure.
My brother poked me with a fork during dinner and I said 'jabba stabba' like I was in a fight.
I got stabbed by a pen and screamed 'jabba stabba' so loud the dog ran out of the house.
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The most annoying thing to say when you're being stabbed or poked and you're too dumb to just walk away.
I got stabbed by a pencil and said 'jabba stabba' like I was the king of stab wounds.
My friend poked me with a ruler and I yelled 'jabba stabba' because I was too lazy to move.
I got jabbed by a pencil and said 'jabba stabba' like I was in a really bad movie.
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What you say when you're being stabbed or poked and you're too weak to do anything but scream.
I got stabbed by a pencil and screamed 'jabba stabba' so loud I woke up my mom.
My brother poked me with a pencil and I said 'jabba stabba' like I was dying.
I got jabbed by a pen and yelled 'jabba stabba' like it was the end of the world.
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The stupid thing you say when you're being stabbed or poked and you're too dumb to just take it.
I got stabbed by a pencil and said 'jabba stabba' like it was the most important thing in my life.
My friend poked me and I yelled 'jabba stabba' like I was in a really bad fight.
I got jabbed by a pen and said 'jabba stabba' like I was the president of stab pain.
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