Jabba-mouth

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A jabba-mouth talks like they're the smartest person in the room, but they're just full of hot air and wrong about everything.
'You think you're right? I'm the only one who knows anything!', said to a kid who got a better grade.
''You’re wrong, and you always are!', after being proven wrong for the 10th time.
''You're just jealous because I'm right!', said to someone who's clearly not jealous at all.
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They won’t back down even when the whole world is screaming they're wrong. It’s like they have a pig in their head that won’t stop squealing.
''I’m not wrong! I saw it with my own eyes!', even though the evidence was right there.
''You’re all wrong, and I’m the only one who matters!', said to a group of people who had all agreed on something.
''You can’t prove me wrong, and if you try, I’ll yell louder!', because arguing is their favorite sport.
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They get so mad when someone disagrees that they might throw a chair or yell until their voice goes hoarse.
''You think you’re right? I’m the only one who matters!', said to someone who just said something smart.
''You’re wrong, and I’m not even going to listen to you anymore!', said to a person who was just trying to be nice.
''You’re all wrong, and I’m going to scream until I pass out!', because that’s how they roll.
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They don’t like it when people have opinions that are different. It’s like they think the world should only have one flavor of ice cream, and it’s the one they like.
''Why would anyone like that? It’s the worst thing ever!', said to someone who liked chocolate.
''You think you know something? I know everything, and you’re just wrong!', said to a person who had a different idea.
''You don’t get to have your own opinion! I’m the only one who matters!', said to someone who just wanted to be heard.
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