Jabba Du Hutt

My uncle is a Jabba Du Hutt. He eats pizza for breakfast and still smells like a garbage can.

My teacher called the principal a Jabba Du Hutt after he yelled at the lunch lady.

I told my mom she was a Jabba Du Hutt. She gave me a wedgie and a pop quiz.

My cousin is a Jabba Du Hutt. He eats donuts for dinner and still has a greasy hairdo.

My dad called my neighbor a Jabba Du Hutt because he didn’t mow his lawn for three months.

I told my brother he was a Jabba Du Hutt. He threw a milkshake at me.

My grandma is a Jabba Du Hutt. She eats soup for snacks and still smells like a gym sock.

My friend called the principal a Jabba Du Hutt because he ate a whole cake in one bite.

I told my teacher she was a Jabba Du Hutt. She gave me a B and a side of shame.