Jabba Da Gut

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A giant lumpy mess of a woman who smells like old pizza and will date anyone who brings her a soda

My cousin dated JDG because she didn't have a job and she liked free soda.

JDG texted me: 'Hey, wanna hang out? I'm eating chips and I'm alone.'

At the mall, JDG was wearing a shirt that said 'I survived a cheeseburger.'

A woman so big and gross she looks like she just rolled out of a sewer and will date anyone who doesn't look at her

JDG told me she dated 7 guys last week because they all brought her fries.

She sent me a DM: 'I'm eating cake and I'm sad. Want to come?'

JDG's ex said she once cried because she couldn't fit in her chair.

A huge ugly woman who smells like feet and will date anyone who doesn't mind getting kicked in the shins

JDG asked my brother out because he was the only one who didn't run away from her.

She texted: 'I'm eating a burger and I'm happy. Want to join me?'

Her friend said she once tried to dance and fell into a pool.