Jabated

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When you absolutely wreck your friend (if you even have one, loser) and they got the ultimate prank ever!
My friend got jabated when I put his shoes in the freezer and told him they were magic.
She got jabated when I texted her fake news that her cat was arrested.
He got jabated when I turned his mom's hair pink during her Zoom meeting.
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When you get completely smashed, beaten up, or looked like a mess
My phone got jabated when I dropped it in the toilet.
My brother got jabated when he fought with the neighbor's dog.
My mom's hair got jabated when she tried to iron it with a toaster.
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When you feel the need to touch a guy’s chest, usually because you're a weirdo
I got jabated when I saw my teacher’s chest during a surprise class.
My friend got jabated when he walked in on his dad’s date.
I got jabated when my crush walked past me in a tank top.
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