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Abbie’s massive butt and hips, like she was born to sit on a throne and make people jealous.

That jabata is so big, it should have its own zip code.

I swear, her hips are bigger than my problems.

Abbie walks in, and the room goes silent, like it’s been waiting for her butt to arrive.

A guy who plays the guitar so badly, it’s like he’s trying to torture his guests with noise.

That guy’s guitar playing is worse than my ex’s cooking.

He strummed so loud, I think my eardrums got a divorce.

If I had to hear that guitar one more time, I’d scream like a banshee.

A girl with long legs so nice, they make your legs jealous and your brain go blank.

Look at her legs! I’m gonna faint from beauty.

That girl walks in, and I forget how to breathe.

Her legs are so long, they should be in the Olympics.