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When you feel like you're getting stabbed in the back and kicked in the crotch at the same time
I got a promotion but my boss is still mad at me
My ex just texted me and my new crush called me
My mom said I'm getting grounded but my dad said I can stay up late
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You're happy but also want to punch someone in the face
I got a good grade but my friend failed
My dog just ate my homework but I got a cookie
My crush asked me out but my best friend is mad at me
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You're like a broken toaster, sometimes it works, sometimes it explodes
I passed my test but I got detention
My friend asked me to hang out but I had to do chores
I got a new phone but it broke on the first day
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You're like a confused chicken, you want to run but you don't know where
I got into my favorite school but I don't know what class to take
My crush asked me out but I don't know what to say
I got a new job but I don't know how to do it
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You’re feeling like you’re riding a rollercoaster and it’s about to crash
I got a good grade but my friend failed
My crush asked me out but I got grounded
I got a new pet but it chewed up my homework
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