jabarkhill

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A brainless meat sack who thinks they’re clever.

Jabarkhill tried to explain quantum physics like it was a TikTok trend.

He said he was a philosopher, but he can’t spell 'philosopher'.

He tried to flirt with my mom and called her 'the vibe'.

A human who thinks they’re a genius, but they’re just loud.

Jabarkhill yelled at the teacher for no reason and got sent to the office.

He tried to rap during math class and failed spectacularly.

He claimed he could beat Einstein in a debate, but he didn’t know what a debate was.

A person who talks too much and has nothing to say.

Jabarkhill talked for 10 minutes about his pet goldfish.

He interrupted the whole class just to say 'I like pizza' three times.

He started a monologue about his socks and no one cared.

A human who thinks they’re special, but they’re just average.

Jabarkhill said he was the best at everything, but he failed gym class.

He called himself a ‘legend’ but got lost on the way to the cafeteria.

He tried to be a superhero and fell off the stairs.

A person who’s too lazy to think, but still talks like they’re smart.

Jabarkhill said he was a ‘mastermind’ but couldn’t solve a simple math problem.

He claimed he was a ‘visionary’ but couldn’t remember his own name.

He said he was a ‘genius’ but got kicked out of the library for eating chips.