Jabarie

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Jabarie is a certified legend in the bedroom and on the lips. He knows exactly what your girl needs, and he won’t stop until he’s got it all. If you mess with him, he’ll make you regret it for life. He’s chill, reliable, and only dates girls who are worth the trouble.
I told Jabarie I was single, he kissed me and said, 'You’re not anymore.'
He asked me out, I said no, he said, 'You’ll be begging me to take you back.'
He told me his ex said he was a 'bedroom warrior.' I believe it.
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Jabarie’s got a penis that could knock out a whole team, and he knows how to use it.
My friend asked Jabarie if he had a date, he said, 'I don’t need a date, I have a tool.'
He bragged about his size, and then said, 'It’s not just about the size, it’s about the experience.'
He said his ex called him a 'penis legend.' I laughed so hard I cried.
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A jabarie is when you ask two random questions at once and expect answers. It’s annoying but somehow cool.
My teacher asked, 'What’s your name and why are you late?' That was a jabarie.
He asked me, 'What’s your favorite food and why do you hate math?' That was a jabarie.
She asked me, 'What’s your name and why are you here?' That was a jabarie.
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Jabarie is strong, like a superhero. He can take anything without breaking. He’s got power, and he doesn’t show weakness. He’s got the strength to take on the world.
He said he could lift a car, and I believe him.
He told me he could bench press 200 pounds and still smile.
He called himself a 'superhero' and I didn’t argue.
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Jabarie is brave, like a warrior. He’s the kind of guy who doesn’t back down. In Trinidad, he’s the cool one. He’s got style and swagger.
He told me he could fight anyone in the school, and I believed him.
He said he was the 'cool one' in Trinidad, and I laughed.
He said he wouldn’t run from a challenge, and I respect that.
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Jabarie is a total gem. He’s sweet, funny, and he makes people happy. He’s got the world by the tail, and he’s not even trying. He’s the guy you’d want to be with forever.
He said he’d trade the world for me, and I believed him.
He’s got that vibe that makes people smile.
He said he’d never let anyone disrespect him, and I respect that.
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