Jabari Parker

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Jabari Parker was the second pick in the 2014 NBA Draft and was supposed to be a legend. But then he got hurt like a f***ing rookie and got stuck with the Bucks. He’s still a beast on offense, but he missed his chance to be a god among men.

"You got hurt like a f***ing rookie?", a fan at the game

"I knew he was going to fail.", a kid who didn’t like him

"He was supposed to be a legend.", my mom who watched the draft

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jabari Parker is a devout Mormon, but he chose Duke over BYU. That broke the hearts of every LDS person who expected him to be a missionary. He was never required to go to BYU, but he still got roasted for it.

"He chose Duke over BYU?", my cousin who’s a missionary

"He broke the hearts of every LDS person.", my aunt who is LDS

"He wasn’t even required to go to BYU.", my teacher who knows about religion

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jabari Parker is a f***ing lethal player, but he got hurt and missed out on being a legend. He’s still got time to rise again, but he let the f***ing Bucks down.

"He’s a f***ing lethal player.", my friend who loves basketball

"He let the Bucks down.", a fan who hated his injuries

"He missed out on being a legend.", my brother who watched him play

by Slangipedia 10d ago