Jabari Jackson

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A human fire trap who laughs at your jokes and makes you look like a clumsy fool. They’re hot enough to melt your brain and sweet enough to make you forget your own name.
Hey Jabari, you’re hotter than my mom’s lasagna.
You make me look like I failed math class.
You’re the reason I blushed during my lunch break.
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They’re like a combo of a jokester and a flirt. They’ll make you laugh so hard you’ll cry and then flirt with you like you’re the last donut in the box.
You’re the best thing since my dad’s second marriage.
I laughed so hard I snorted my soda.
You’re like the main course at a buffet.
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Jabari is a walking disaster. They’re cute enough to make you forget your own problems and funny enough to make your friends laugh at your face.
You’re like my crush in high school.
I forgot my own name because of you.
Your jokes are better than my mom’s cooking.
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