Jabappy

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A little black kid who thinks they're cool because they have those stupid plastic beads and bows in their hair like they’re trying to look like a queen.
My cousin is the worst jabappy ever. She has six bows in her hair and still can't do long division.
That jabappy walked into class and everyone laughed because he had a pink bead and a purple bow.
My teacher called me a jabappy for wearing a bow. I told her I was going to be a queen someday.
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A black kid who’s too young to know what a real hairstyle is but still thinks they’re fancy with all that plastic nonsense.
That jabappy tried to pull off a Beyoncé look with three beads and one bow. It looked like a traffic jam.
I saw a jabappy wearing a bow that matched his socks. He looked like he was going to a funeral.
My brother’s a jabappy. He has more bows than I have shirts.
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A tiny black kid who thinks their hair is the most important thing in the world and will fight you for it.
That jabappy started a fight over a bead. It was worse than a pizza delivery guy arguing with a cop.
I tried to take a bead from a jabappy, and now I have a black eye and a bruised ego.
My neighbor’s kid is a jabappy. He cried when I took his bow. I felt bad, so I gave him a soda.
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A young black kid who’s obsessed with plastic beads and bows and thinks they’re the next big thing in fashion.
That jabappy wore a bow on his head like it was a crown. He looked like a king who forgot his throne.
I saw a jabappy wearing beads and a bow on his legs. It was like he was trying to be a disco ball.
My little sister is a jabappy. She wore a bow to the grocery store and got free candy.
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A small black kid who thinks they’re stylish just because they have beads and bows in their hair and no one has the guts to tell them otherwise.
That jabappy walks into the room like he’s the most stylish kid in the world. He’s not. He’s just wearing a bow.
My friend is a jabappy. He wears so many beads that his hair looks like a traffic light.
I tried to befriends a jabappy, but he wouldn’t talk to me unless I gave him a bead.
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