Jabappe

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A jabappe is a lazy person who hates jobs and is too scared to fill out an application. They just sit on their couch eating chips and yelling at the TV.
My cousin is a total jabappe. He’s been collecting food stamps for five years.
I saw a jabappe crying in the mall because he got rejected from a job at McDonald’s.
My neighbor is a jabappe. He wears pajamas to the grocery store and talks to the cashier like they owe him money.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A jabappe is a person who would rather die than go to an interview. They think the job market is a war and they’re too weak to fight.
My brother is a jabappe. He tried to apply for a job and got a paper cut.
I called my mom and she said she’s a jabappe now. She’s been working at the same fast food place for 20 years.
My friend’s dog is a jabappe. It refuses to shake hands with the mailman.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A jabappe is someone who’s so scared of getting a job they hide in their house and throw food at the walls.
My uncle is a jabappe. He threw a pizza at the wall and it hit the neighbor’s cat.
I told my teacher I’m a jabappe because I forgot to do my homework again.
My sister is a jabappe. She’s been living in her bedroom for three years and only comes out for snacks.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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