jabantic

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A jabantic is someone who gets all worked up about being stuck in a line, even if it’s the most organized one ever.

I got so mad at the checkout line, it was like a war zone!

This person was yelling about the queue like it was a personal insult.

I saw a guy flip out because the line moved one person forward.

A jabantic is a person who thinks standing in order is the most important thing in life, and will fight you for it.

She started a full-blown argument over who was in front of her.

He threw a soda can at the guy who cut in line.

I got yelled at for being late to the queue, like it was a crime.

A jabantic is someone who will cuss out the entire world just to be in the right spot in a line.

He cussed the sky for moving the line one spot.

She told the person in front of her to go to hell.

I heard someone say 'I'll die before I let you pass me!' in a line.

A jabantic is a person who gets more excited about being in a line than they do about the thing they’re waiting for.

He was more excited about the queue than the movie tickets.

She texted me about the line instead of the food.

I saw someone take a selfie with the line, not the thing they were waiting for.

A jabantic is someone who will fight, scream, and cuss just to be first in a line, even if it's for something dumb.

He started a fight over the last spot in the line for the rollercoaster.

She screamed at the guy for being in front of her at the buffet.

He cussed out the entire store just to be first in the queue.