jabang (wudjabang)

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Jabang is Hull slang for when you’re about to get your rocks off. It’s like saying you’re gonna do the deed and not care who sees you.
'I saw him jabang in the park. It was like a public service.'
'She said she’d jabang anyone who didn’t bring snacks.'
'He was jabang-ing in the shop. The shopkeeper called the cops.'
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Wudjabang is the question you ask when you’re desperate and want to get busy. It’s like asking, 'Will you do it?' but with more swear words.
'Wudjabang? I said yes. Now I have to deal with the consequences.'
'He asked wudjabang. I said no. Now he’s mad.'
'Wudjabang? I thought it was a challenge.'
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Jabang is when you’re so horny you don’t care if people laugh at you. It’s like saying you’re going to get your fix no matter what.
'He went jabang in the middle of the street. People took pictures.'
'She said she’d jabang him even if he was bald.'
'He was so jabang he didn’t notice the cops.'
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Wudjabang is the magic question that turns friends into lovers. It’s like asking, 'Will you do it?' but with more drama and swearing.
'Wudjabang? I said yes. Now we’re stuck together.'
'He asked wudjabang. I said yes. Now we’re in trouble.'
'Wudjabang? I thought it was a joke.'
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Jabang is when you’re so turned on you don’t care if you get caught. It’s like saying you’re ready to go and not afraid of the consequences.
'He was jabang-ing in the gym. The weights fell over.'
'She went jabang in the library. The librarian called her mom.'
'He was so jabang he didn’t hear his alarm.'
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Wudjabang is the question that makes you blush. It’s like asking, 'Will you do it?' but with more swearing and embarrassment.
'Wudjabang? I said no. Now I’m blushing.'
'He asked wudjabang. I said yes. Now we’re dating.'
'Wudjabang? I thought it was a test.'
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