jaban

You see him in the mall and he's wearing a hat backwards like it's a fashion statement.

He texts you at 2 a. m. asking if you want to 'ride or die' but doesn't know what that means.

He tried to rob a convenience store and got caught by the manager who's also his uncle.

He went on a 10-minute rant about his ex like it was a TED Talk.

He tried to explain how he failed math by saying 'the numbers were mad at me.'

He texted a group chat with 'yall should eat more meat' and no one replied.

He posted a selfie with a 'I’m living my best life' caption but forgot to brush his teeth.

He claimed he was a 'king' but got kicked out of the cafeteria for fighting over a pizza slice.

He tried to start a trend by wearing socks with sandals but no one followed him.

He showed up to the party 2 hours late wearing pajamas and a crown.

He said he was going to be rich but still got stuck in a traffic jam wearing a 'I’m a billionaire' shirt.

He missed his own birthday because he was 'busy watching TikTok dances.'

He told everyone he was a 'legend in the making' but got kicked out of the gym for stealing a basketball.

He tried to start a 'gang' with his cousins but they all left because he kept singing off-key.

He claims he's a 'warrior' but got scared when a chicken crossed the road.