Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person who lives on the streets and smells like old pizza and regret

I saw a Jabalussy eating out of a trash can like it was a Michelin star restaurant

My cousin turned into a Jabalussy after getting fired and losing his dog

The Jabalussy in the park just yelled at a pigeon like it owed him money

2

a human who sleeps in alleys and thinks your mom is a bad influencer

That Jabalussy told me my mom is a bad influencer and I should leave her alone

The Jabalussy I met yesterday said he once fought a raccoon for a burger

He called me a 'fancy kid' and said I need to go back to my fancy school

3

a person who survives on hot dogs and has no idea who you are

The Jabalussy just asked me for a hot dog and didn’t remember my name

He said he’s been living on hot dogs for 10 years and it’s the best life

I tried to give him a sandwich, but he said it was ‘too fancy’ and walked away

4

a person who lives on the streets and has no filter

That Jabalussy just told my dad he was a ‘crappy dad’ and walked off

He called my teacher a ‘waste of a pencil’ and said I should be in jail

The Jabalussy said he had a job once and it was ‘too much work’

5

a person who lives on the streets and has the worst luck ever

He lost his job, his dog, and his dignity all in one day

The Jabalussy just got kicked out of a subway and now he’s crying on the street

He tried to get a hot dog and the vendor told him he had no money

6

a person who sleeps in the park and has no idea what a phone is

He asked me if a phone was a ‘new kind of sandwich’

The Jabalussy just said ‘phones are for fancy people’ and walked away

He tried to use my phone and said it was ‘too fancy’