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A guy with testicles so big they look like they're about to take over his whole body.

Dude, I saw him in the shower and it was like a full-on war between his legs and his shirt.

He walks into a room and everyone goes silent like they just saw a monster.

His balls are so big, he can’t even zip his pants without a wrestling match.

A married guy who cheats on his wife with another woman and is basically a walking betrayal.

He’s got a wife and a mistress and still has time to flirt with the barista.

He left his wife at home to go hang out with his outside woman and then came back to complain about his wife.

He’s like a cheaty little rat who just won’t stop running around.

A mountain is like a big hill that's so tall it makes you feel tiny.

That mountain looked like it could punch the sky and win.

Climbing it was like trying to reach the top of the universe.

It was so high, I thought I was going to die before I got to the top.

A religion where everyone is equal and no one is allowed to be rich or cool.

I joined because I was tired of being poor and watching rich people have fun.

This religion is like communism but with more yelling and less pizza.

Everyone is equal, but I still hate the guy who got to be the leader.

A person who is so awesome they make everyone else look bad.

He walked into the room and instantly became the best person there.

He's like a superhero with no powers but still cool as hell.

He's so awesome, even his shadow is happy.

A man who runs around shirtless, tells bad jokes, and sometimes acts like he’s in a gay dance-off.

He runs around shirtless like he's trying to impress the sky.

His jokes are so bad they could make a sad kid cry.

He acts like he's in a gay dance-off even when no one is watching.