jabali

My cousin is a jabali. He flexes like he just won the gym championship.

I saw him at the park. He sat down so hard, the bench screamed.

He said if I didn't shut up, he'd show me his butt. I believe him.

My brother is a jabali. He cried when my dog died but got mad when I spilled soda on his shirt.

He hugged me like I was his best friend, then yelled at me for eating his sandwich.

He told me I was the best friend ever, then kicked my butt for being late.

My neighbor is a jabali. He eats three pizzas at once and still asks for more.

He talks nonstop in class. The teacher told him to be quiet, but he just kept going.

He said he’d eat the whole cake if I didn’t stop talking. I let him.