Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when one lama gets a lama to go down on them like a cheap pizza

The lama was so tired he just did it in the monastery kitchen.

She said it was a spiritual experience, but I saw her eating pizza for a week.

He got jabalama'd by the lama who taught him how to meditate.

2

a lama doing a lama like it’s the last day of school and no one cares

He did it in the middle of a chant and no one said a word.

She did it during lunch and got extra noodles for her trouble.

They did it on the meditation mat and it was the best part of the day.

3

when lamas get so horny they do it like it’s a holy mission

The lama said it was a divine sign, but I saw him blush.

They did it during the full moon ritual and it was extra sacred.

It was so holy, the other lamas had to take a break from their meditating.

4

two lamas getting it on like it’s a Monday and they don’t care about the schedule

They did it during breakfast and missed the morning chant.

It happened in the middle of a meditation and no one stopped them.

They did it so fast, the other lamas thought it was just a passing thought.

5

a lama giving another lama the business like it’s a street fight and they’re both wearing robes

He did it in the garden and it looked like a real battle.

They fought it out in the hallway and the other lamas just watched.

It was so loud, the monks had to bring out the tea.

6

when one lama just can’t take it anymore and goes full on lama mode

He did it in the middle of a prayer and the others were confused.

She just let it all out like it was a religious experience.

They did it so hard, the altar shook.