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When men get so turned on by the Jabaji they can't think straight
My brain shut off when she walked in. I was like a zombie.
He texted me 17 times in one day. I didn't even know what love was.
I dropped my sandwich. It was a tragedy.
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Getting men so worked up they act like fools
He proposed to her in a restaurant. In front of everyone. Like a fool.
He started crying when she smiled. I was embarrassed.
He followed her to the grocery store. He bought her snacks.
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Making men so hot they melt like butter
He was sweating like a pig. I felt sorry for him.
He looked like he was about to explode. It was hot.
He didn't even notice the fire. He was too busy staring.
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When men lose their minds for the Jabaji
He left his wife for her. He was a total idiot.
He started singing in the street. It was weird.
He texted me, 'I'm in love. I don't know what to do.'
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Making men so happy they forget their own names
He said, 'I don't even know who I am anymore.'
He smiled so much his face hurt.
He forgot his own password. I had to help him.
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When men get so flattered they think they're celebrities
He thought he was famous. He posted a selfie.
He said, 'I'm like Brad Pitt.'
He started doing interviews. I was confused.