jabajan

I'm a jabajan and I'm stuck between a jerk chicken and a cou-cou fight

My mom says I'm like a bad remix of a calypso and a reggae

My cousin is a jabajan and he can't decide if he wants to wear a sleeveless shirt or a flowy dress

My jabajan friend tried to explain both patties and pastelles at the same time and it was chaos

I asked my jabajan uncle where he was from and he said 'depends on the day'

My jabajan cousin says she's from the middle of the sea and the middle of nowhere

My jabajan brother says he's 50% jerk and 50% cou-cou and it's confusing everyone

I tried to make a jabajan friend pick a favorite music and they said 'both'

My jabajan neighbor says they're like a split personality but with more spice

My jabajan cousin is like a referee in a patty fight and it's unfair

I asked my jabajan friend if they wanted to go to Jamaica or Barbados and they said 'why pick one?'

My jabajan mom says she’s like a sandwich with both sides toasted

My jabajan friend says they're like a mixtape that never ends

I tried to explain jabajan to my friend and they said 'that’s like a double dose of chaos'

My jabajan cousin says they’re like a tropical remix and it’s too much

My jabajan friend tried to dance to both soca and reggae and failed

I asked my jabajan cousin if they wanted to go to the beach or the grill and they said 'both'

My jabajan neighbor says they're like a pizza with both toppings and it's too much