Jabadalla

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A fancy way for Arabs to say two men are having butt sex and it’s totally normal, even if one of them is married and has a kid.
My cousin got caught jabadallaing in the back of a taxi. The driver was laughing.
My uncle says he’s been jabadallaing since he was 12. That’s not even a real age.
My brother’s friend jabadallaed with his boss. Now he’s working from home every day.
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When two Arabs go at it like they’re in a wrestling match but with more sweat and less rules.
My mom’s cousin jabadallaed with the baker. Now the bread has a new taste.
My dad says he jabadallaed with his teacher. Now he gets extra credit.
My uncle jabadallaed with the mailman. Now the mail is always late.
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A term for when two men get so turned on they forget they’re supposed to be doing something else, like eating or working.
My brother jabadallaed during dinner. The meat was still on the table when he came back.
My cousin jabadallaed during a Zoom call. His boss thought he was having a stroke.
My uncle jabadallaed while mowing the lawn. Now the grass is wild and untamed.
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A way for Arabs to say two men are making love like they’re in a romantic movie, but with more swearing and less drama.
My uncle jabadallaed with his neighbor. Now they’re best friends and share a couch.
My brother jabadallaed with the pizza guy. Now he gets free cheese every week.
My cousin jabadallaed with the gym teacher. Now he’s in shape and smells like gym socks.
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When two Arabs decide to forget their problems and just go at it like they’re in a war, but with more skin and less weapons.
My uncle jabadallaed with his brother. Now they’re both covered in bruises and happy.
My cousin jabadallaed with the neighbor. Now they’re both covered in sweat and friendship.
My brother jabadallaed with his friend. Now they’re both covered in shame and glory.
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