Jabaabi

My cousin is a Jabaabi. He eats cornbread for breakfast and fights over the last slice of pizza.

I called my teacher a Jabaabi. She gave me a pop quiz and a detention.

My friend's dog is a Jabaabi. It barks at the mailman and chews my shoes.

My neighbor is a Jabaabi. He walks into my house like he owns it and eats my mom’s cooking.

My uncle is a Jabaabi. He wears a hat and sunglasses at 9 a. m. and still gets called out for it.

My mom says I’m a Jabaabi. I say I’m not. She says I’m a Jabaabi who forgot how to shine.

My friend is a Jabaabi. He says he’s from Africa, but I think he just lives in the basement of my house.

My teacher called me a Jabaabi. I said I’m not. She said I am and gave me an F.

My dog is a Jabaabi. He barks at the vacuum and eats my homework.

My dad is a Jabaabi. He says he’s from Ghana, but I think he just lives in the attic.

My friend called me a Jabaabi. I said I was not. He said I was and threw a pizza at me.

My dog is a Jabaabi. He eats my shoes and thinks he’s a king.

My cousin is a Jabaabi. He says he’s from Nigeria, but I think he just lives in my closet.

My teacher called me a Jabaabi. I said I wasn’t. She said I was and gave me a pop quiz.

My dog is a Jabaabi. He barks at the mailman and thinks he’s a superhero.

My friend is a Jabaabi. He eats pizza for breakfast and fights over the last slice.

My mom called me a Jabaabi. I said I wasn’t. She said I was and gave me an F.

My dog is a Jabaabi. He eats my homework and thinks he’s a king.