Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A brainless idiot who takes a weird science experiment shot without checking what’s inside or what it might do to them

I took the shot and now my hair is green. I’m a Jab Rat.

Why would I look up the side effects? I’m a Jab Rat.

I didn’t even ask what it was. I’m a Jab Rat.

2

A person so dumb they’d try a magic potion from a lab coat wearing wizard without asking questions

I took the shot because it looked like candy. I’m a Jab Rat.

The guy said it was ‘safe’ so I took it. I’m a Jab Rat.

I didn’t know what it was. I’m a Jab Rat.

3

A human who would willingly let scientists stab them with a needle just because they looked cool

I took the shot because it looked like a cool movie. I’m a Jab Rat.

The guy was cool so I took the shot. I’m a Jab Rat.

I didn’t care what it did. I’m a Jab Rat.

4

A person who takes a strange shot just because they’re too lazy to read the warning labels

I didn’t read the label. I’m a Jab Rat.

I took the shot because I was too lazy. I’m a Jab Rat.

I didn’t care about the warnings. I’m a Jab Rat.

5

A fool who thinks being a test subject is the same as being a celebrity

I thought I’d be famous. I’m a Jab Rat.

I wanted to be on TV. I’m a Jab Rat.

I didn’t realize I was a test subject. I’m a Jab Rat.

6

A person who would take a mysterious shot just because they’re too stupid to know better

I took the shot and now I’m weird. I’m a Jab Rat.

I didn’t know what it was. I’m a Jab Rat.

I took the shot because I’m stupid. I’m a Jab Rat.