jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

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poking your thumb so hard into someone's eye that you don't stop until you're sure their eye is gonna pop out and start screaming at you.

My cousin did this to me during a video game argument. I still have a black eye and a sore ego.

My mom did this to me after I told her my dog ate her favorite shoes.

My brother did this to me because I laughed at his failed TikTok dance.

when you don’t just tease someone, you tease them so much it feels like you're doing their job for them.

My friend teased me so much during class that the teacher thought I was the one who started the whole thing.

My dad teased me for an hour before I even got to my math test.

My sister teased me so bad I cried during breakfast.

when you take a joke and then you twist it so much it breaks and starts laughing at you.

My friend made a joke about my hair, and then he kept twisting it until I was laughing at him.

My teacher made a joke about my math, and then she twisted it so bad I got a C instead of an A.

My brother made a joke about my video game skills, and then he twisted it so bad I lost the game.

when you don’t just poke someone, you poke them like they owe you money.

My cousin poked me like I owed him $100 for my last failed project.

My mom poked me like I had stolen her favorite necklace.

My brother poked me like I had broken his favorite video game.

when you add so many extra jokes that the main one gets lost and starts crying in the background.

My friend added so many jokes that the main one cried in the middle of the conversation.

My teacher added so many jokes that the main one fell asleep during math class.

My brother added so many jokes that the main one ran out of the room.

when you don't just tease someone, you tease them so much it feels like you're their boss.

My friend teased me so much I felt like he was my boss.

My teacher teased me so much I thought I had a new homework assignment.

My brother teased me so much I started questioning my life choices.