JAB (just a bro)

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A way to tell someone they’re just a bro, like they’re not even trying to be cool.

Bro, you’re just a JAB. You don’t even know what a real bro does.

I called him a JAB because he tried to act like he knew what was going on.

She said I was a JAB because I didn’t bring snacks to the party.

When you call someone a JAB, you’re basically telling them they’re not even worth your time.

He called me a JAB because I forgot his birthday again.

She said I was a JAB because I showed up late to the game.

My friend called me a JAB because I didn’t know what the movie was about.

A JAB is like the bro version of a punchline, it’s weak and doesn’t make sense.

He gave me a JAB because I didn’t know the lyrics to the song.

She said I was a JAB because I spilled my soda on her shoes.

My mom called me a JAB because I didn’t clean my room.

When you’re a JAB, you’re just there. You don’t do anything important.

I got called a JAB because I didn’t help with the project.

He said I was a JAB because I didn’t show up to the game.

She gave me a JAB because I didn’t know how to play the game.

A JAB is like being the last one picked for the team, you’re just there to take up space.

He called me a JAB because I didn’t know the rules of the game.

She said I was a JAB because I didn’t bring any snacks.

My friend gave me a JAB because I didn’t know what the movie was about.

If you’re a JAB, you’re not even trying. You’re just hanging out.

I got called a JAB because I didn’t show up to the party.

He said I was a JAB because I didn’t know what the song was about.

She called me a JAB because I didn’t help with the project.