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A guy who eats six McNuggets and then holds them like they're going to fight.

I saw him holding six nuggets like they were his kids.

He ate all six and still held them like they were his enemies.

He tried to show off with six nuggets in one hand like he was a wizard.

A guy who eats six nuggets and then flexes like he just won the whole world.

He ate six nuggets and flexed like he just beat the entire McDonald's staff.

He took a bite and flexed like he was the king of the nugget realm.

He ate six nuggets and flexed so hard the table shook.

A guy who eats six nuggets and then acts like he's the most important person in the universe.

He ate six nuggets and walked out like he just bought the restaurant.

He took a bite and looked at everyone like they were his servants.

He ate six nuggets and then acted like he was the president of the nugget club.

A guy who eats six nuggets and then takes a bow like he just performed a miracle.

He ate six nuggets and did a bow like he just finished the Olympics.

He took a bite and bowed like he was a nobleman.

He ate six nuggets and bowed so hard the nuggets fell out.

A guy who eats six nuggets and then acts like he's been training for this his whole life.

He ate six nuggets like he was a professional athlete.

He took a bite and looked like he was about to do a backflip.

He ate six nuggets like he was doing a special kind of workout.

A guy who eats six nuggets and then gives a speech about how amazing they are.

He ate six nuggets and then gave a five-minute speech about how good they were.

He took a bite and started talking like he was giving a TED talk.

He ate six nuggets and then stood up and yelled about how they were the best.