Jab Cunt

You’re not just a cunt. You’re the king of cunts.

That level of stupidity only comes once in a lifetime.

You’re the reason I don’t believe in heaven.

You’re the reason I don’t get out of bed on Mondays.

You’re like a bad dream that won’t go away.

You’re the kind of person who thinks they’re funny, but they’re just loud.

You’re like the last piece of bread in the toaster. It’s just there to make things worse.

You’re the kind of person who ruins a good day just by existing.

You’re the reason I’m questioning my life choices.

You’re like that one kid who talks in class and won’t shut up.

You’re the kind of person who thinks they’re special, but they’re just annoying.

You’re the reason I’ve started thinking about moving to another planet.

You’re like a bad movie that won’t end.

You’re the kind of person who thinks they’re the main character, but they’re just the sidekick.

You’re the reason I now hate all movies.

You’re the kind of person who loses at everything, even losing.

You’re the reason I’ve started thinking about adopting a pet to make me feel better.

You’re the kind of loser who thinks they’re winning.