Jab Arm

Current Trending

3 views · Added 10d ago · 3 definitions

1
The arm that gets turned into a meaty torture chamber every time you get a shot. It feels like someone hit it with a sledgehammer and then left a bunch of bees to sting it.
My jab arm looks like a raccoon got into a bag of chips and then got shot.
I can't lift my jab arm higher than a lazy dog.
My jab arm is so sore I think it's going to quit its job.
2
The arm that takes the full force of the needle like it’s a personal enemy. It’s got no idea what’s coming and it never sees it coming.
My jab arm is so angry it might start a riot.
I look at my jab arm and it gives me the side-eye.
My jab arm is like a kid who got detention for no reason.
3
The arm that turns into a soup of soreness after getting poked. It’s too weak to do anything but whine and hope for a vacation.
My jab arm is so weak it can't even hold a phone.
I'm so sore I think my jab arm is going to cry.
My jab arm is like a broken robot trying to stand up.
xs