Jaaziniah

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A boy who's basically a joke machine, but also a mouth. He'll laugh at your dumb jokes, then call you a dumbass. He's like a Mexican version of a trash-talking sidekick. Once you get used to his insults, you'll be best friends.
'You’re the dumbest person I’ve ever met.' 'Yeah, but you’re the one who called me a dumbass first.'
He laughed at my joke, then called me a 'dumbass who can't even spell dumbass.'
He told my mom I was 'a disgrace to the family and the dumbass gene.'
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A boy who's got a sharp tongue and a sharper sense of humor. He'll insult you, then laugh at your insults. He's got a soft spot for you, even if he won't admit it. He's basically your friend, but he'll never say it.
'You’re the worst friend I’ve ever had.' 'Yeah, but I still brought you pizza.'
He called me a 'dumbass who can’t even eat pizza properly.' Then he gave me a pizza.
He told my mom I was a 'dumbass who needs to eat more pizza and less dumbass.'
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A boy who’s got more sass than a donkey in a rodeo. He'll mock you, then call you his best friend. He’s loud, he’s messy, and he’s got a heart of gold, even if he won’t tell you.
He told my mom I was a 'dumbass who eats like a donkey in a rodeo.' Then he gave me a donut.
'You’re the worst friend I’ve ever had.' 'Yeah, but I still brought you a donut.'
He mocked me, then called me his 'best friend who eats like a donkey in a rodeo.'
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