jaazam

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to let your jizz fly from an oz or someone like him straight into your pants. It’s like a jizz party but you’re the only one wearing pants.
My cousin jaazamed during the school play. The whole class laughed. I cried.
He jaazamed in the grocery store. The clerk gave him a look. He gave her a wink.
I jaazamed during a Zoom meeting. My boss asked if I was okay. I said, ‘No, I’m just jaazamed.’
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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when you get jizzed up by an oz or someone like him and you can’t help but let it go in your pants. It’s like a jizz explosion but you’re the only one in the blast zone.
She jaazamed during a karaoke night. The mic dropped. Her friend screamed. The DJ left.
He jaazamed in the middle of a math test. The teacher gave him a zero. He gave her a jizz.
I jaazamed in the elevator. The guy next to me said, ‘You’re gonna need a bigger elevator.’
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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when an oz or someone like him jizzes you so hard you can’t help but jizz in your pants. It’s like a jizz ambush and you’re the only one caught in it.
He jaazamed me at the bus stop. The bus driver said, ‘That’s the third time this week.’
She jaazamed during a family dinner. Her mom said, ‘I’ve had enough.’ Her dad said, ‘Me too.’
I jaazamed in the library. The librarian gave me a look. I gave her a jizz.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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