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A girl who’s pretty but doesn’t let you forget she’s got brains and a future that doesn’t involve you.

You asked her out. She said, 'I’m applying to med school. You’re just a distraction.'

She texted you during her chem test. You got a B because you were distracted.

She called you a 'dumbass' but still came to your birthday party.

She’s cute, but she’s also the kind of person who would laugh at your face when you fail a test.

You said you wanted to be a doctor. She said, 'You’re lucky I’m not your patient.'

She texted you during her anatomy exam. You got a D.

She called you 'a waste of oxygen' but still texted you later.

She’s got looks, brains, and a mouth that won’t stop talking about how dumb you are.

You asked her out. She said, 'I’m applying to Harvard. You’re just a distraction.'

She texted you during her biology test. You got a C+

She said you were 'a joke' but still came to your concert.

She’s the kind of girl who’s got her head in a textbook and her eyes on you at the same time.

You asked her out. She said, 'I’m going to med school. You’re just a distraction.'

She texted you during her math test. You got a D+

She said you were 'a waste of time' but still texted you later.

She’s got looks, a brain, and a mouth that won’t stop telling you how dumb you are.

You asked her out. She said, 'You’re not even in my league.'

She texted you during her chem test. You got a D.

She called you 'a joke' but still came to your party.

She’s the kind of girl who’s got her nose in a textbook and her eyes on you like you’re the last donut.

You asked her out. She said, 'You’re not even worth my time.'

She texted you during her math test. You got a D.

She called you 'a waste of oxygen' but still texted you later.