Jaayanth

'Bro, I’m not sure if I’m straight or gay. Can you just pick one for me? I’m tired of thinking.'

'He’s been staring at the same guy for two weeks. I think he’s gonna cry.'

'I told him to man up and choose. Now he’s crying in the bathroom.'

'He’s been whispering to his friend about the guy in the corner. I think he’s scared of getting called a faggot.'

'He asked me if I’d ever been in a situation where you’re 90% sure you’re gay but still don’t want to admit it.'

'He’s like a chicken with his head cut off. Can’t decide if he wants to be a man or a woman.'

'He’s been staring at the same guy for three days straight. He still doesn’t know what he wants.'

'He asked me if I’d ever been in a situation where you’re like, ‘I think I’m gay, but I don’t want to be.’'

'He’s like a kid in a candy store. Too many choices and no idea what he wants.'