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the guy i hate the most but still call my best friend because i throw his shoes up a tree and laugh like a maniac

I took his shoe and flung it into the tree like it was a punishment from god

He cried and I laughed until I had a stomachache

I still call him best friend even though I wish he'd disappear

the human version of a punching bag I hit with my shoe every day because he lets me get away with everything

I kicked his shoe into the tree and told him it was a warning

He still talks to me like I’m his best friend even though I threw his shoe up a tree

He's the only one who doesn't know I hate him

the only person who still talks to me even though I took his shoe and put it in a tree like it was a crime

I threw his shoe up the tree and he still said I was his best friend

I laugh at him every day and he still smiles

He doesn't know I hate him and that makes it even better