Jaathevan

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He’s a walking meatball who beats you in Fortnite and still roasts you like a chicken.
He ate three burgers and still beat me in a duel. I’m gonna cry.
He called me a ‘dabber’ and I didn’t even know what that meant.
He said my aim was worse than my mom’s cooking.
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He’s a fatty who dominates in Fortnite and won’t stop teasing you like a toddler.
He said my crosshair was as bad as my grades. I failed math last year.
He laughed at me when I got sniped by a kid in 3rd grade.
He told my mom I was a ‘Fortnite disaster’ and she believed him.
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He’s a slob who beats you in Fortnite and calls you names like a sailor in a storm.
He said I had the aim of a drunk squirrel. I had a headache that day.
He called me a ‘noob’ and I had no idea what that meant.
He told my brother I was a ‘baddie’ and now he thinks I’m a villain.
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