Jaason

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Jaason is a black man who thinks he’s a king. He’ll charm you with his smile, but he’ll probably leave you with a broken heart and a bruised ego. Red is his favorite color because he’s always ready to fight or flirt.

My ex Jaason broke my heart and my nose. Still sends me roses with a note that says 'Still love you, still hate you.'

I dated Jaason for a week. He called me 'princess' and then called my mom.

Jaason proposed to me in a diner. I said yes. He said 'You’re mine now.' I said 'You’re crazy.' He said 'That’s why I love you.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A Jaason is a man who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He’ll take your heart and keep it as a trophy. He might even burn it if you don’t do what he says.

Jaason asked me to move in with him. I said yes. Then he asked me to stop talking to my friends. I said no. He said 'You’re not my type anymore.'

My neighbor Jaason fought with my brother over my dog. Now they’re best friends. I’m stuck with both of them.

Jaason told my mom I was 'too pretty for my own good.' She believed him.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jaason is a man who walks into a room and makes everyone else feel like they’re invisible. He’s got that red passion, and if you don’t watch out, he’ll take your heart and never give it back.

Jaason walked into my classroom and my crush turned into a pile of ash. He smiled at me. I died inside.

I asked Jaason out. He said 'Only if you promise to never leave me.' I said 'Deal.' He said 'Don’t regret it.'

My sister dated Jaason for a month. Now she’s his slave. He calls her 'my little princess.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago