Jaasim

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A tall, brooding, gaylord who thinks he's the best at sucking d***, but the only thing he sucked was Mr. Mbengue's d*** for Tani, just to get a low mark. He's so dark it's like he's been dipped in midnight and roasted.
Jaasim tried to impress me by telling me he sucked d*** for a teacher. I said, 'Bro, you only sucked for a low mark.'
He said he's so dark he could make a vampire cry.
Jaasim told me he's so dark he could turn a sunset into a funeral.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A chill guy who seems lazy, but once you get to know him, he's a psycho who'll fall in love with a girl and never let her go. He's super loyal and generous, but you better not mess with him.
Jaasim fell in love with a girl in 2 seconds and won't shut up about her.
He told me he'd fight anyone who broke up with his girl.
He's so loyal he'd protect his girl from a dragon.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A thinker who acts like he doesn't think. He has deep feelings, but he hides them like a criminal hides money. He's sweet, but you'll never find another one like him.
He said he thinks a lot but acts like he doesn't. I said, 'Bro, you're like a brain with a mask.'
He hides his feelings like a thief hides a treasure.
He's so sweet he could make a robot cry.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A hunk with a big belly who helps everyone. He's like a walking buffet with a heart of gold.
He's so chubby he could be a snack.
He helps people like they're his job.
He's a hunk with a belly that could feed a whole class.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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