Jaasien

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A brainy, happy-go-lucky guy who thinks he’s a prophet. He gives advice like it’s his job and listens to your dumb problems like they’re life-or-death.
Jaasien just told me I should quit my job because I’m ‘too good for that nonsense.’
He sat through my whole rant about my ex like it was a TED Talk.
He gave me life advice and then asked for a burger.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s a walking smart bomb. He’s always smiling, but if you mess with him, he’ll give you advice so good it’ll make you cry.
He told my mom she was ‘a snack for the future’ and she believed him.
He laughed at my failed attempt at cooking and then fixed it for me.
He told my dog to stop barking and it worked.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s got a brain the size of a pizza and a smile that could win a war. He’ll listen to your problems and then tell you how to fix them like it’s nothing.
He listened to my failed relationship and said, ‘You’re just not trying hard enough.’
He fixed my broken phone and then asked for a compliment.
He told my teacher I was ‘a star waiting to shine’ and I got an A.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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