jaasheda

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Jaashedas are like golden turds, you don’t see them no more than once in a blue moon. If you find one, hold on tight, because they’re the kind of wildcards who’ll jump out of a burning airplane just to prove they’re cool.

I found a jaasheda in my cereal. I ate it. I’m now a jaasheda. My life is chaos.

My cousin is a jaasheda. He once ran a marathon in a banana suit. I’m still mad.

I dated a jaasheda. She asked me to skydive. I said yes. I’m still paying for the therapy.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Jaashedas are the kind of people who think a ‘risk’ is just a fancy word for ‘dying in a ditch.’ They’ll go the extra mile, or the extra hundred miles, just to show you they’re tougher than a brick wall.

My friend is a jaasheda. He walked across the Grand Canyon in flip flops. I think he’s trying to kill me.

I met a jaasheda at a bar. He bet me $50 he could eat a whole pizza in one bite. He did it. I lost $50.

My neighbor is a jaasheda. She once climbed a tree to rescue a cat. The cat didn’t even thank her.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Jaashedas look like they were born in a warzone, but they’re actually just really nice people who like to help you when you’re in the middle of a meltdown. They’re loud, they’re loud, and they’re loud, but they’ll always whisper secrets to their best friend.

My teacher is a jaasheda. She yelled at the principal for giving me detention. I got a pizza instead.

My brother is a jaasheda. He told his best friend all my secrets. Now I have to hide in the closet.

My mom is a jaasheda. She told my dad she was going to divorce him if he didn’t stop eating my lunch.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Jaashedas are the kind of people who think beauty is a full-time job, and they’re the CEOs. They’ve got a body like a statue and a face that looks like it was carved by a god, or a very angry sculptor.

My friend is a jaasheda. She went to the gym every day for three years just to look like a Greek goddess. It worked.

I dated a jaasheda. He had a six-pack. I had a headache. I lost.

My cousin is a jaasheda. She once had a whole room of mirrors just to check how perfect she was.

by Slangipedia 2d ago