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A couple so delusional they think they're from Mars. Their relationship is so bad it should be banned from Earth.

My girlfriend thinks we're aliens. She's been sending me messages in Morse code since Tuesday.

They told their parents they’re from another planet. Their mom just said, 'I knew you were crazy, but I didn’t know you were extraterrestrial.'

This couple thinks they're Martians. They broke up because one of them forgot to bring a helmet to a date.

A couple so weird they think they’re Martians. Their love life is so bad it’s like a horror movie.

My boyfriend thinks we’re Martians. He tried to communicate with me through a lava lamp last night.

They got into a fight because one of them said the other had bad Martian vibes.

This couple tried to take over Earth. They failed because one of them forgot to bring a spaceship.

A couple that thinks they’re from Mars. Their relationship is so bad it’s like watching a bad action movie.

My girlfriend thinks we're Martians. She said she can hear the voices of aliens in my fridge.

They had a big argument because one of them said the other wasn’t a real Martian.

This couple tried to launch a spaceship. It exploded because one of them forgot to put on pants.