jaari

Fresh Trending

2 views · Added 1d ago · 3 definitions

1
someone drinks until they’re puking and then throws punches at anyone who looks at them wrong.
At the bar, Dave drank 12 beers and tackled a stranger for no reason.
Lena was so drunk she yelled at the barista for not giving her enough coffee.
Mike started a fight with his own reflection because it didn’t smile back.
2
you get so wasted you decide everyone is your enemy and you start a war with them.
Tom drank until he forgot his own name and started arguing with the ceiling.
Sarah yelled at her friend for breathing too loud and kicked a chair.
Kevin tried to fight the pizza delivery guy because he said the crust was too crispy.
3
you drink so much you lose your mind and pick a fight with anyone who dares to exist.
Brad drank 10 shots and tried to wrestle the bartender.
Lisa started a fight with a pigeon because it wouldn’t stop staring at her.
Derek threw a drink at a kid for walking too slow.
xs