jaard

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A lazy way to say 'Jimmy Hill' when you're too tired or too mad to say the whole thing. It's like yelling 'jaard' while rubbing your chin like a grumpy old man who just got tricked by a kid.

'Jaard? I just got scammed by my own brother!'

'Jaard? You told me the pizza was free?!!'

'Jaard? I thought I was getting a raise, not a pay cut!'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When you're so shocked by a lie, you say 'jaard' like it's the last word you'll ever say. You stretch your arm as far as you can, like you're trying to touch the moon.

'Jaard! You said you'd never eat that slimy green stuff again!'

'Jaard! I just got fired and you told me I was getting promoted!'

'Jaard! You said you'd pay me back, and now I'm out $200!'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A loud, short yell that means you're so fed up with a lie, you just say 'jaard' and stretch your arm like you're trying to hit someone with it.

'Jaard! You said we'd get free snacks at the concert!'

'Jaard! I just got scammed by my favorite barista!'

'Jaard! You said you'd never eat that weird pink cake again!'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When you're so stunned by a lie, you say 'jaard' like it's the end of the world. You stretch your arm as long as you can, like you're trying to reach the end of the universe.

'Jaard! You said you'd never eat that spicy chicken again!'

'Jaard! I just got scammed by my best friend!'

'Jaard! You said you'd pay me back, and now I'm out $500!'

by Slangipedia 2d ago