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A Jaap is a god on Earth. He kicks ass at everything and makes everyone else look like total failures. He’s so hot, he could make a woman fall in love just by blinking. His junk is so big, it could start a war.
My Jaap just ate my whole lunch and called me a crybaby.
That Jaap walked into the room, and the whole class forgot how to breathe.
My Jaap’s junk is so huge, it could fit three of me inside.
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A Jaap is like a superhuman. He’s always first in class, always has the best jokes, and always gets the best job. He’s the type of guy who could make a goat blush and still get laid by a goat.
My Jaap got straight A’s and still had time to beat me up.
That Jaap just got a million-dollar job and still texted me to say hi.
My Jaap made the goat laugh so hard, it fell off the mountain.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jaap is someone who drives Bob insane. He’s the reason Bob has a headache and a broken heart. Bob wishes he could just disappear and never see Jaap again.
Bob just got yelled at by Jaap for eating his sandwich.
Bob’s life is a disaster because of Jaap.
Bob is now a ghost, and it’s all Jaap’s fault.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jaap is a rich Asian-Jewish girl who thinks she’s the best. She wears expensive clothes, has a bunch of boyfriends, and always thinks she’s better than everyone else. She’s also weirdly worried about being only half-Asian.
My Jaap just bought a whole store and still called me a peasant.
That Jaap has five boyfriends and still thinks she’s the best.
My Jaap is rich, but she still worries about being only half-Asian.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s got the cutest little smile. He loves girls, but girls think he’s too shy for dating. He’s probably going to end up with a guy and everyone will be surprised.
He smiled at me, and I instantly fell in love.
He’s cute, but he’s too shy to ask me out.
He’s going to end up with a guy, and everyone will be shocked.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s a total mess. He’s bald, he’s got a huge beard, and he fights like a madman. He also loves kids and thinks he’s the king of the world.
He walked into the room like he owned it and started fighting everyone.
He’s bald, but he still thinks he’s the toughest guy ever.
He’s got a beard so big, it could hide a whole army.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s a faggot who also loves kids. He’s the kind of guy who cries at every movie and still thinks he’s the toughest guy ever.
He cried at the saddest movie ever and still called me a crybaby.
He loves kids, but he’s also a total faggot.
He’s the kind of guy who fights with everyone and still cries at sad movies.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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