Jaapie

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A dumb white guy who thinks he’s tough because he wears a hat and a beard. He probably smells like a goat and eats beans for breakfast.

My uncle is a Jaapie. He wears leather shorts and talks to cows.

The guy at the bar who called me a ‘freak’ is a Jaapie. He probably has a goat for a pet.

My teacher said my brother is a Jaapie. He wears a hat and thinks he’s cool.

The biggest idiot in the whole country. He’s like the human version of a donkey who thinks he’s a king.

My neighbor is the stoerest mafkees. He yells at the mailman every day.

The stoerest mafkees thinks he’s the best at chess. He lost to a kid.

My dad says the stoerest mafkees lives next door. He wears a hat and a beard.