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A hot mess who thinks she’s a queen and will call you a loser if you don’t bring her奶茶 every day

She texted me: 'You’re the worst. No奶茶, no love.'

At the party, she called my dad 'a nobody' for not knowing her favorite song.

She posted a selfie with the caption 'I’m a queen. You’re just a peasant.'

A fashionista who knows all the latest trends and will judge you if you wear something old

She DM’d me: 'You look like a potato. Wear something cool.'

At the mall, she said, 'This outfit is from 2010. Are you even alive?'

She posted a photo of her outfit and said, 'You’re not worthy of my style.'

A friend who will back you up in a fight and will tell you to punch someone if they make fun of you

She texted me: 'Punch that guy. He’s annoying.'

At school, she yelled, 'You’re the best. Punch him!'

She posted a video of me fighting and said, 'That was awesome. You’re my hero.'

A wife who will make you do chores and will yell at you if you don’t clean your room

She yelled, 'You didn’t clean your room. You’re a loser.'

She texted me: 'Do the dishes or I’ll throw you out.'

She posted a picture of my messy room and said, 'This is disgraceful.'

A sweetie who will give you candy and will kiss you if you say you love her

She gave me a lollipop and said, 'I love you.'

She kissed me and said, 'You’re the best.'

She texted me: 'I love you. Here’s some candy.'